Screwed up my date, is my life over?

I met this really nice girl a few months ago and things were going great. The other night, I took her out to Olive Garden. We were sitting there right in the middle of the restaurant, things were going great...But all of a sudden, my stomach hurt really bad. It's been getting upset easily larelt because of this medication I'm on...I stood up to go to the restroom, but all of a sudden, I accidentally farted really loud like 7 times...It sounded like a tuba. Everyone stopped and stared. To my horror, I pooped my pants in the process. Poop exploded out of me and got EVERYWHERE. I ran down my legs and onto the ground some even splattered on my date and on another couple's food. I just stood there. I felt frozen. The whole Olive Garden just stared at me. Most of them were red in the face from laughter. Then another attack hit me. Out of nowhere, I let out a really long fart. It lasted like 10 seconds. Plus, I stunk up the entire Olive Garden. People actually lost their appetite and got up and left. The place stunk like rotten eggs. Some employees came out and walked around the entire restaurant to try and eliminate the stench. Meanwhile, my girlfriend covered her nose with her shirt and ran out of the restaurant. I wanted to run out, but they told me to stay still because if I walked, I would get poop everywhere. So they brought a wheelchair and wheeled me to the back restroom to clean up...I tried calling my girlfriend but she won't return my calls. Do you think she'll ever come around?